Water cannot kill a mermaid

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

sekaiichihappy:

“You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropiate method for your demise. Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn’t know which to choose. So I decided to use them all.”- Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)
Disney Villains Week (July 20th - 26th)Day 1. Favorite Underrated Villain?

sekaiichihappy:

You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropiate method for your demise. Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn’t know which to choose. So I decided to use them all.”
- Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)

Disney Villains Week (July 20th - 26th)
Day 1.
Favorite Underrated Villain?

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

nintendstar:

I’d suck a dick for some mozzarella sticks right now.

Update: I got subway instead

yungterra:

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