Please keep your black cats safe on this Halloween.
Thanks to all-prettythings for sending in.
Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.
MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY
I wasn’t going to reblog this and then I saw the caption.
"i pester him in class until he disrupts everyone"
"i make him uncomfortable while hes eating lunch"
"i harass him in the urinal"
"i gave him a boner in history"
*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD