Water cannot kill a mermaid

Everybody get your flume face on, here comes the splash flash!

aquato:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

kayxclankforever:

drkritz19:

hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

Why is it adult rated

Walugi excepts Shrek’s warm love 

kayxclankforever:

drkritz19:

hhelenaharper:

why is this in my house

Why is it adult rated

Walugi excepts Shrek’s warm love 

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #10

#9 / #8 / #7 / #6 / #5 / #4 / #3 / #2 / #1

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

image

okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

image

exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

lacigreen:

mach712:

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

*casually forwards to vidcon*