if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
when my mum scolds me
do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
“You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropiate method for your demise. Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn’t know which to choose. So I decided to use them all.”
- Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective)
Disney Villains Week (July 20th - 26th)
Day 1. Favorite Underrated Villain?
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I’d suck a dick for some mozzarella sticks right now.
Update: I got subway instead
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